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May 2011
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Last night I had a dream about Tom Cruise
In the dream he had a garage full of vending machines, because he couldn’t go out for snacks for fear of being mobbed. He really didn’t have many just normal friends. His wife wanted him to live his life not so cloistered.
I don’t know if any of that is true. But the dream gave me a sense of compassion towards the guy.
This blog is over as of today.
Dear Tom, you might...
April 2011
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February 2011
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November 2010
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October 2010
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September 2010
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July 2010
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Tom Cruise 'Really Stoked' For Les Grossman Movie,... →
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While I love the idea of spin offs….
June 2010
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March 2010
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From Movie-A-Minute: Jerry MaGuire
Tom Cruise: Check it out. I'm a smooth, popular sports agent.
Boss, Girlfriend, Friends: You're fired. I'm leaving you. You suck.
Tom Cruise: I will solve my life crisis by discovering my inner self. (discovers inner self)
Boss, Girlfriend, Friends: I'll double your salary. Let's get married. You rule.
Tom Cruise: Check it out. I'm a smooth, popular sports agent.
December 2009
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Watchpopculturebrain:
Is it just me or is Tom Cruise actually tolerable (dare I say winning?) in the trailer for Knight and Day?
He always plays the straight crazy guy because….
November 2009
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“I just watched Interview with a Vampire. Tom Cruise should only play villains.”
– I DON’T LIVE HERE: “The secret of Tom Cruise”
October 2009
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French court convicts Church of Scientology of... →
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“We thought Tom [Cruise] was the biggest bore on the face of the Earth. … He was...”
– This interview with Bronson Pinchot is full of win. (via katiebakes) (via soupsoup)
“They’re squirrels. Stuck in an electronic incident. It makes me so angry!”
– Tom Cruise, in a snit over protestors at a Scientology event in England
(via DListed)
Hee!
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“Katie Holmes says that Suri picks out her clothes for her! Suri also decides...”
– Dan Hopper, BestWeekEver.tv (via popculturebrain)
September 2009
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July 2009
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So What...
You think because Valkyrie was pretty good, and because of his role as Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder, that he is suddenly un-crazy?
When he denounces Scientology, then you can say that.
“Unless you’ve been living under a rock, far away from pop culture, you know that...”
– Katie Holmes on ‘SYTYCD’: What’d YOU think of her homage to Judy?
Apparently I have. (via bellatoris)
“Living under a rock, far away from pop culture” is code for not watching the dead horse that is tv.
June 2009
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May 2009
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Every Tom Cruise movie goes like this:
ronenreblogs:
natface:
Tom Cruise is the best [blank]. He is really great at what he does, and has lots of friends who admire him, and a girl who wants to do him. Life is good. (Sometimes he even has a snappy nickname.)
Something happens that shakes Tom’s confidence. He begins to consider that he is actually not the best at what he does. His friends either give him pats on the back or ignore...
April 2009
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March 2009
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“You viral-video making bastards, don’t even deny that you all caused the...”
– Chenda Ngak at OMG list thinks it is our fault. Tom Cruise is in the list of “9 good things the internet has ruined”. After some consideration we decided to take down this websi…no never mind TOM CRUISE IS CRAZY. (shnizzle)
Katie Holmes On Tom Cruise's Sleeve-Rolling...
lindsayrobertson:
‘But he’s not a dreamer—he just does it. He’ll say, ‘I think I like that movie,’ and the next day, ‘I’m going to make that movie!’”
It probably helps to own a major film studio.
February 2009
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There's Rumors On Teh Internets: Tom Cruise To... →
(via thedailywhat)
Why thats…crazy.
“He thanked one questioner with the Spanish “gracias” - though Brazilians speak...”
– Entertainment | Tom Cruise in Brazil turns reporters into fans | Seattle Times Newspaper
Tom Cruise, Ambassador
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January 2009
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Tom Cruise Calls Liam Gallagher Out
twentyfourbit:
If you’re going to talk trash about Tom Cruise, don’t stay at the same hotel as him. Oasis’ Liam Gallagher was staying at the same Regent Hotel in Germany as Tom Cruise, when the pair crossed paths recently. Cruise was not one to forget Gallagher’s comments in the documentary Lord Don’t Slow Me Down:
“I hate Tom Cruise. I can’t stand that small bastard – him and Michael Owen,”...
"The Cruise persona, like a junk bond, was never... →
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