Tom Cruise Is Crazy

Every Tom Cruise movie goes like this:

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natface:

  • Tom Cruise is the best [blank]. He is really great at what he does, and has lots of friends who admire him, and a girl who wants to do him. Life is good. (Sometimes he even has a snappy nickname.)
  • Something happens that shakes Tom’s confidence. He begins to consider that he is actually not the best at what he does. His friends either give him pats on the back or ignore him.
  • In the end, Tom proves that he is actually better at whatever he does than he thought previously! This is usually accompanied by special effects. Fin.