Tom Cruise Is Crazy

From Movie-A-Minute: Jerry MaGuire

  • Tom Cruise: Check it out. I'm a smooth, popular sports agent.
  • Boss, Girlfriend, Friends: You're fired. I'm leaving you. You suck.
  • Tom Cruise: I will solve my life crisis by discovering my inner self. (discovers inner self)
  • Boss, Girlfriend, Friends: I'll double your salary. Let's get married. You rule.
  • Tom Cruise: Check it out. I'm a smooth, popular sports agent.